“One Jump Ahead” Ezra Bridger Parody LYRICS

Gotta keep

One jump ahead of the breadline

One sling ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can’t afford

(That’s Everything!)

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That’s all, and that’s no joke

These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

Riffraff!

Loth rat!

Scoundrel!

Take that!

Just a little snack, guys

Rip him open, take it back, guys

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

maybe I’ll move to Naboo!

Oooh!

Oh it’s sad Ezra has hit the bottom

He’s become a a one-man rise in crime

I’d blame parents except he hasn’t got ’em

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I’ll take a stroll around the block

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